My miracle cure for the flu, BEER!!!

So here is my cure for the flu, BEER!! read on to understand why.Ok so i'm chillin here surfin the net looking for stuff to talk about. When I notice everyone around me is friggin sick. Now i'm all paranoid i'm gonna get the flu. But I remembered an old story I made up after thinking about this very subject.

One day I was at work and I see a bunch of people blowing their noses and just in foul ass moods.So being the person I am and being leo on top of all that I figure, "hey time to make a joke". Well this is what I was thinking. There was this dude in the back working and hasn't been sick in years. Infact I never seen the bastard sick the whole time he worked there. So I start thinking, why the hell is this dude fine and everyone else is in such a bad spot. Then I remember, that dude is a damn drunktard. Hell he stunk so bad of booze noone wanted to even talk to him. Then I start thinking maybe it's because no one talks to him is the reason.

But then I realise that he's breathing the same air as us and he's in this shitty warehouse too. So even if he never talks to anyone, someone would still cough in his direction so that rules that out. Then I started to think, hey maybe he buys vitamins or some shit. Then I remember this is a min wage job we're to damn broke for that shit. There is just no way his ass is gonna take any money from his booze and spend it on that shit. So i'm kind of perplexed, how the hell is this dude not fing sick. Then I started to think about a buddy of mine. He was never sick, he rarely got sick for any amount of time. So I wondered wtf could these guys have in common. So my buddy is 6'6" and 400+ pounds, and this guy is 5'6" 100 soaken wet. My buddy eats like a hog and this dude, well, he never fkin eats. So i'm thinking age, well this dude is in his mid 40s and my buddy was in his mid 20s.

Ok so they have nothing is fkin common. But then again they do. My buddy is a fkin drunktard!! So there has got to be something there. So then I start to think, my uncle drank a lot too and was very rarely sick. My brother same deal, even me when I was drinking. So I asked a few people around the warehouse. I wanted to find out who were the drunktards. Then I find out all of these guys who have kids and a wife can't drink. Wife wont let them because of money issues. Remember, we're all damn broke asses. Min wage jobs really suck for people who wanna be drunktards or pill heads.

So I start explaining to people that if they drank more beer they wouldn't get sick. Most people's reaction were, wtf are you talking about? I'm like, hey, how many drunktards do you know that get sick? Their like I don't know, then I point out old Burlly. I'm like, look he never gets sick does he? Now think about it, drunks never get sick! Then we laugh.

So I have found the one true cure for the flu, drink more damn beer.